Don't let the door hit you...

On the second thought, do. 

So, the long dark national nightmare is over. All the right people seem to be upset, Michelle Malkin, I'm looking at you. All the right people seem to be happy, Humans, I'm looking at you.

So, will the need to rant continue in the face of a presumably sane presidency? Well, we shall see. The forces of conservative evil have grown in power over the last 8 years. However, they began during the Clinton years, and these people thrive when they feel they are being persecuted. I mean, hell, they ruled completely for 6 full years, and pretty much for the last two and they STILL complained about persecution. You can't complain when you're in charge, bitches!

Anyway, new dawn and all that. I can't believe it's finally here. Seriously. This is pure buttery goodness. Party like it's your birthday, America. The Chimp is gone.

Anyway...