Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The State List

I was hoping to write more today about how Awesome things have suddenly become in this world, however, the only think matching the enormity of Barack's win is, I believe, my hangover.

Anyway, once again a presidential election has helped crystalize my list of places I will never live, the current list:

Montana
Idaho
North Dakota
South Dakota
Wyoming
Utah
Arizona
Nebraska
Kansas
Oklahoma
Arkansas
West Virginia
Kentucky
Tennessee
South Carolina
Georgia
Alabama
Mississippi

And Texas and Louisiana, you're on notice, but you are saved my complete scorn by Austin and New Orleans, respectively.

And for all you Democrats with the misfortune of residing in those states, stay strong, but remember, things are so nice on the coast.

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