The State List

I was hoping to write more today about how Awesome things have suddenly become in this world, however, the only think matching the enormity of Barack's win is, I believe, my hangover.

Anyway, once again a presidential election has helped crystalize my list of places I will never live, the current list:

Montana

Idaho

North Dakota

South Dakota

Wyoming

Utah

Arizona

Nebraska

Kansas

Oklahoma

Arkansas

West Virginia

Kentucky

Tennessee

South Carolina

Georgia

Alabama

Mississippi

And Texas and Louisiana, you're on notice, but you are saved my complete scorn by Austin and New Orleans, respectively.

And for all you Democrats with the misfortune of residing in those states, stay strong, but remember, things are so nice on the coast.